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Literary nail polish!
“1. Put on nail polish and let dry. 2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested. 3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail. 4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself. 5. Paint top coat if desired. @Lindsey Gallier”
via goodreads’ pinterest, originally found @ passionnailart.com
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Brain Dump: Does anyone else think he would make a good Peter Van Houghton for a TFiOS movie?
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| me: | walks out of bathroom with laptop |
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| mom: |
Swimming with Coach ArielPhysical Education with Mr. Shang
Dance with Coach Esmerelda
Chef Silver
History with Mr. Thatch
Drama and Performing Arts with Mr. Trouillefou
Counseling with Dr. Heimlich and Dr. Slim
Band with Mr. Naveen and Mr. Lou
Biology with Dr. Jookiba
Home Ec. with Mrs. Naveen
Driver’s Ed. with Ms. DeVil
Geometry and Algebra with Mr. Basil
Chorus with The Muses
Language Arts with Madame Belle
Chemistry with Ms. Yzma, and her Teacher’s Assistant, Kronk
Physics with Dr. Finklestein
Government with Professor Frollo
Calculus and Pre-Calculus with Ms. Mode
Activity Director Genie
Art with Mrs. Fitzherbert
Football with Coach Phil
School Secretary Sebastian
Superintendent Cobra Bubbles
Nurse Ursula
Janitor Wall•E
Vice Principal Rafiki
and of course Principal Yensid
now a high school i wouldn’t mind going to.
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Both Colfer and Murphy, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Chris Colfer is a terrific writer and Ryan Murphy can’t write worth a darn.
Stephen King (via lazeaboutpotter)

omg tell me he actually said that
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omg tell me this happened pLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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| Harry Potter/Twilight/Hunger Games Fans: | They cut out a few parts, but we'll live. |
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| Percy Jackson/Inheritance Cycle Fans: | I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. |
| Avatar fans: | THERE WAS NEVER A MOVIE, GET IT? NEVER!! |
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